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#798 +(1971)- [X]

<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41

#1730 +(9286)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

#2081 +(282)- [X]

<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird.
<DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.

#2635 +(4552)- [X]

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

#3632 +(174)- [X]

<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you

#4760 +(317)- [X]

<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit

#6107 +(1101)- [X]

<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement between Microsoft Corporation (hereafter referred to as "Microsoft") and you, the end-user (hereafter referred to as "our bitch").

#6430 +(394)- [X]

<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses

#7174 +(397)- [X]

<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner

#7433 +(410)- [X]

<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"

#10159 +(198)- [X]

<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.

#14426 +(580)- [X]

<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage!
<PrincessLeia2> ...
<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O

#14743 +(65)- [X]

<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"

#16133 +(341)- [X]

<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...

#16254 +(1)- [X]

<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal?
<Cheezric> I'm talking 5, maybe ten minutes tops.
<Cheezric> Well, we jews are blessed.
<Serevok> with choping off your cocks at birth?

#16557 +(114)- [X]

<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

#31025 +(610)- [X]

<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook.
<Drain> ...
<ZS|GTA3> ...
<Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper
<ZS|GTA3> Ahahah.
<Drain> ahaha

#34497 +(42)- [X]

KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person?
KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10 year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö

#36459 +(245)- [X]

<MSN-02> MARCUS!
<MSN-02> HELP!
<MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!
<Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!
<MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one.
<MSN-02> Ah...
<MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...
<MSN-02> >_<
<Marcus> ...
<Marcus> Too late to take it back now.

#40277 +(498)- [X]

<torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow
<Avram`> There is school for that?

#41779 +(32)- [X]

<[mN]Cracker> cept my smelly grandparents are in the kitchen
<[mN]Cracker> AND THEY SMELL SO BAD
<[mN]Cracker> THEY SMELL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE DEAD ALREADY
<[mN]Cracker> gawd

#44230 +(148)- [X]

<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me
<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"

#48336 +(221)- [X]

<Mime> If you ejaculate on the moon, do you go flying backwards?

#49725 +(313)- [X]

<trollusk> lol, theres this girl at my school who is always obsessing about being fat even though she's pretty damn skinny
<trollusk> and one day, she goes up to this buddy of mine
<trollusk> and she's like "pull up your saggy pants"
<trollusk> he was like "i don't like your shirt and you should lose some weight"
<trollusk> she cried for hours

#50095 +(102)- [X]

<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :)
<raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of great fun!
<raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/

#50523 +(1319)- [X]

<DarthSemiAway> 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilamockingbirds

#50869 +(97)- [X]

<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K

#58170 +(119)- [X]

<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...

#76307 +(77)- [X]

<Amanda> MANY MEN
<Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME
<Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.
<Guilty> You're both into clubbing
<Amanda> baby seals

#76715 +(31)- [X]

<@Lufia> i'm bored so i'm fucking my server up
<@RATT> lol
<@RATT> Use a condom

#76932 +(138)- [X]

<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> god damnit this porn i dled has a dude in it
<Yeti[B-A]> porns normally do
<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> the only dick i wana see while i watch porn is mine

#84421 +(810)- [X]

<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way
<Insane-Lark> sure
<Dan`> ?
<Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom

#86232 +(807)- [X]

<Jeff> I'm such a ditz, I dialed my phone number into the microwave

#103251 +(701)- [X]

<Yuli> ...so anyway, I was all like "where's my coconuts man! I ordered em last week!"
<Yuli> and the guy just stared at me like "what the fuck?"
<Yuli> so i was all like "whatever man, send them to my hut"
<Yuli> and I paddled away

#103266 +(409)- [X]

<_Dogbert_> whats the diff btwn a bucket of menstrual fluid, and a bucket of sand?
<rusty-chix> wtf?
<_Dogbert_> you cant gargle a bucket of sand
*** You were kicked by ChanOP ([Android] stop now.)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
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#147532 +(196)- [X]

* demo20b has joined #odoru
<timeless> stfu
* demo20b has quit IRC (Exit: if you stand at the top of a very tall building, do u eva feel like jumping off?)
<timeless> omg
<timeless> thats all i takes to get rid of him??

#152384 +(446)- [X]

<FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish
<FrankFlyNess> we pass notes
<FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering

#161847 +(730)- [X]

<Cherky> god school sucks
<Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not "God school,  sucks"
<Cherky> god school would be pretty cool
<Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff
<Cherky> and smite people

#175886 +(409)- [X]

<sFa-Stryder`mp5> im fucking 96% iq.

#190279 +(662)- [X]

<DY357LX> Anyone know where I can find some "good" kitten juggling websites?

#214954 +(434)- [X]

<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?

#223887 +(1372)- [X]

<+t4D> man. i think its time to bring the coffee maker into the bedroom
<+ScratXP> You may be moving too  fast
<+ScratXP> take it to a movie first

#233731 +(1635)- [X]

<EinHander MK II> wtf... how did my cat get INSIDE my computer case...

#246380 +(520)- [X]

Alex: what do i click on 2 d/l it
giorgio: didnt i just give you the direct link?
Alex: yea u did but want part on it do i click to start the d/l
Alex: Download via CNet  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release 10.1?
giorgio: Normally DOWNLOAD means it DOWNLOADS the fucking file
Alex: i dont see anythign that says it
Alex: the page is still kinda loading
Alex: does it come up under the picture?
giorgio: what... are you talking... about
giorgio: click download and wait
Alex: theres a little picture
giorgio: what .. picture?
giorgio: ok my friend told me what to do next
giorgio: you right click on your C drive, or your local drive, and then click format
Alex: right under the black heading dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC)
giorgio: you shouldnt be on the computer
giorgio: JUST CLICK THE FUCKING LINK
Alex: dude
Alex: i opened the link
giorgio: and then!?
Alex: i just dont know where to go next
giorgio: are you at download.com now?
Alex: i need directions
Alex: im at the LINK!
giorgio: RIGHT
giorgio: and what do you see?
Alex: that u sent me!
giorgio: you're still at the one i sent!??D?Sgfoih3597gh3
Alex: i see a heading called dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC) 
Alex: theres alittle picture right under it
giorgio: you told me yourself you saw the link "download blah blah"
Alex: i said there somethign called Download via CNet  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release 10.1
Alex: is that what i click to d/l it?
giorgio: are you kidding?
giorgio: it SAYS "download"
giorgio: what ELSE would you click!?GFryf93654j542
giorgio: u642u64
giorgio: 43houtwwytrw
giorgio: hyteu3643
Alex: well there was so many options
giorgio: but it was the only fucking "download" optioN!

#283692 +(866)- [X]

<theSpear> I am NOT gonna donate sperm for money. What would I do if, in 18 years, the kid looked me up? I'd have to tell him that he was beer money.

#449852 +(898)- [X]

<weht> hahaha this morning i was listening to the radio on the bus, and they were like 'its time for the not-so-impossible question. what do the first 7 gifts in the 12 days of christmas have in common?'
<weht> and this dude calls in and is like 'they are all birds' and they say 'yay you win you get this gay prize'
<weht> and i called in and said 'um, how long have 5 golden rings been birds?' and they said 'oh shit, we screwed that up'

#463015 +(886)- [X]

<Gorgoroth> can u read dutch?
<PimPFISH> only if its in english.

#549412 +(543)- [X]

<AmW> I got rearended by a car with "CARMA" vanity plates today.
<AmW> destiny can't spell.

#754846 +(1476)- [X]

* dal3 has joined #math
<dal3> anyone good with math? could you tell me what 10+10-10+10+10-10-10-10+10+10-10+10-10-10+10-10-10-10+10+10+10+10-10+10 is?
<zepelin-> 17
<dal3> really?
<zepelin-> yeah
<dal3> thanx
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#759906 +(853)- [X]

<jeet> u guys are dumb... i like shemale porn its like regular porn but with more boobs
<vrunt> uhh... okay
<LainWave> jeet: putting the xy back in sexy

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