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[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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<goh`> in my system.ini i'll change 'Shell=Explorer.exe' to 'Shell=quake2.exe'
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<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them
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(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
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<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
<DrWoody> That is all.
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<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR
<andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby.
<CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY.
<CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.
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<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN
<spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ?
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<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS.
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<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix
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<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth
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<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
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<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no. must slay Willian Shatner.
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner". this never struck me as funny before but it does now.
<Tomko> william scatner
<Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS
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<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus
<dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah.
<Maggieamac> We'll see
<Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep
<dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep.
<Maggieamac> It going to be ok
<Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you
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<Kaltorak> every 7 out of 6 days is a bad day for my typing skils.
<Kaltorak> oh my god.
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<rei> only you can prevent forests! :)
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<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound?
<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once
<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
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<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually missing pubes a bit.
<Phucker> It happens to the best of us.
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<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm
<VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
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<AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more. That means I have to be able to throw them further.
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<lux> my dog walked in while i was stroking it
<lux> so i gave him a facial
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<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was in #gaymuscle. :(
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<+aisha-fan> my moms boss brougt in a "new" penteium I
<+aisha-fan> those things r so old their obsoleet
<@MewMew[WC3]> As is correct spelling, I presume.
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<DiskSpeed> my friend and I were talking and we thought it would be cool if instead of using transistors, processor manufacturers just shrank little sweatshop workers and made them hold hands and the electric shock would go through them
<DiskSpeed> and they would be in a maze and change whos hand they were holding for different things
<DiskSpeed> and the cache with the processor is really meth that is constantly fed to these miniature workers to keep them quick
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<EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all.
<EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid.
<EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so.
<EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign.
<EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick'
<EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash.
<EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty.
*EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon
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<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"
<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
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(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]
(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
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<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that
<fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry
<fro> and not in a good way
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<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne?
<sKratch> no like the meth
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<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.
<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support.
<mrmojo> how stupid
<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.
<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
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<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first
<jixn> if u know what i mean
<jixn> putt from the ruff
<jixn> have gay sex etc
<Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx
<jixn> i made the first one up myself
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<ChangWufei> it was well funny when we all went in a gay bar, they all just stared at us
<loveya> u went in a gay bar???
<ChangWufei> yeah, we didnt realise at first
<astrotrain> what... that you were gay?
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<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
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<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
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(@DarkJedi) i hate when people IM you for no reason
(@DarkJedi) i hate talking about nothing
(+chumpman) unless they are hot girls
(+chumpman) then it's like
(+chumpman) keep talking bitch, and maybe I can get inside your pants
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* Kosaku has Lee raped by some random tentacles.
* Lee dies.
<Tash> Its Rape 'o clock.
<Tash> Oh wait.
<Tash> I'm reading my watch wrong.
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<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
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DinjackPD: so I'm studying for my history final
DinjackPD: And there's this old WW2 propaganda poster
DinjackPD: Of this guy driving along alone with an outline of hitler next to him
DinjackPD: And the title is
DinjackPD: 'WHEN YOU RIDE ALONE, YOU RIDE WITH HITLER!'
DinjackPD: isn't that contradicting?
Jahman98: that's great stuff
DinjackPD: 'When you ride alone, you ride ALONE, however you do use up valuable gas that is intended for the war effort and thus make it easier for the Nazis to win. You Jew hating BASTARD.'
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<Daleks|> guys i'm seeking for mid 90's hip hop song
<Daleks|> that going like this "na, na na na na, na na na na na..."
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Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
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<ColdRage687> do you like psychiatry
<Avs4Cup2K3> my mom's a psychiatrist
<ColdRage687> i dont
<ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body
<ColdRage687> but then i realized
<ColdRage687> look whats telling me that
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<konfuzed> i'm at this lan party...
<konfuzed> most of the others are downstairs, drinking.
<konfuzed> now they've all got goatse as their background image.
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<d-dog> know any thing that stops acne oh great kurty
<kurty> uh yeah
<kurty> finishing puberty
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<DEADGIRL> IM BACK NIGGERS
<J0SH> u spelt black wrong
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<Theanine> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
<Theanine> haha :D
<Theanine> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
<Theanine> this weed isnt working correctly
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<KP> the admin just came over and asked me why my desktop looks like xp and what the hell i just did to his computer
<KP> leet hax was not an acceptable answer
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<nepredi> i was watching doom in the cinema today
<nepredi> there was a very exciting scene where it was matter of life or death
<nepredi> and some guy behind me screams "SAVE IT, IDIOT!"
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<Gunth> before i was a teen i thought "Masturbate" was some kind of master or bachelor degree... so when my teachers asked me what i wanted to do with my life.. i told them "masturbate"
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MightyMooquack> Huh. This is something I've not seen in C code before...
Iconoplast> HA HA HA BURN
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<+billy_s> im taking a break from programming and trying to escape the world of geekness and then winamp brings up "Norah Jones - Pointer Song" GODAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE
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<~Flash> how does one explain the difference between celeron and non celeron to a non tech ??
<+bomarrow1> one is for toasting bread
<+bomarrow1> the other is for processing instructions