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<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!
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<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
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<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"
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<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet
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<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else
<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
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<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass
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<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow
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<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed
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<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...
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<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST
<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING
<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD
<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD
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<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?
<@ataribaby> that disturbs me
<@shagman> you didn't think they did?
<@shagman> they just divided into new birds?
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<Crono> hey guys, wanna hear a joke?
<Crono> My punchline, jerk.
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<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock?
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<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap
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<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor
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* nephlite is listening to korean pop
<Anwar> is it about starcraft?
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<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria.
<WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier than sucking your thumb
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phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\
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<@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad
<@NeoPhoenixTE> .. fuck
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<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can shutdown, reboot etc ??
<Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for starters
<koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a shell? :p
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<nix> what's with all these stores having stacks of those aol cd's with free hours for FREE? what's the catch here?
<Morstis> It's AOL
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<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?
<Callick> I sure hope not.
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<v-ger> it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage
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<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes
<Epesh> Kae: make them up!
* l_oke hands kae a unicode character
<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations
* Kae pads with 0's
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<Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it??
<afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram?
<afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.
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Tarja: TODAY in auto shop
Tarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's engine and i insisted no one kill it
Tarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed him it
Tarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he checks the oil and stuff
Tarja: makes sure everything's running ok
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<The_Atari> I also hear they're making a Back to the Future 4
<[-FcG-]aawis> he goes back in time to fix his parkinsons desease
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<Ado1> why cant i be ado
<PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did some1 esle?
<Ado1> i did on the atomic forums
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JasonMD325: hold up im workin support
JasonMD325: lemme finish this guy
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<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump...
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<Gil_AFK> i hate stuff that works for ages without probs and suddenly dies without a single error message or anything.
<ElctroJkr> like senior citizens
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<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid
<PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa..
<KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed
<PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are...
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
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<Sebbe> Just found some online CPR 101
<Sebbe> The instructions are: Call, blow, pump
<Sebbe> Kinda makes me wonder if I accidentally stumbled upon a Hooker 101
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<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
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<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders...
<cannibal> only terrorists use SMS.
<brainbox> and most of europe
<cannibal> is there a difference?
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<NiM> I went to church with my friends
<NiM> and they had all the alter boys being commissioned or whatever its called
<NiM> and we pours salt and viagra in the wine
<NiM> And like 4 of the alterboys spat out the wine
<NiM> and the priest was like OMFG U SINNERS
<NiM> thats the blood of christ!
<NiM> And the ones that didn't spit it out where walking around in their fucking robs with boners
<NiM> it was the funniest shit ever
<NiM> We where kicked out
<NiM> of the church
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<pakman> opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink
<goatasaur> but they're fun to poke at
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<rjbs> billn: you some kinda jehovah's witness??
<billn> rjbs: I wouldn't say 'witness.' I mean, I clearly saw God hit that guy with his car, but there's no way I'm gonna testify against him.
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*** 10 points awarded to queen_daisy33. 'carb': (1+1+1+2)x2.
queen_daisy33: woo 10 points
queen_daisy33: take that atkins
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<@HEMI> I'm tempted to start going to work in ripped jeans/shirts and tell them that's all I can afford on what they're paying me.
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Dan: When I die, I wouldn't want any one to find my pr0n. Someone needs to create encrypted mpeg/divx.
Presmike: all the passwords would be cracked in no time because they have to be easy enough to type with one hand.
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<quadropheniac57> so we're talking about aboriginal symbols in school today
<quadropheniac57> and i tell my group that i read it was bad luck to kill an emu, except i say emo on accident
<quadropheniac57> so i laugh and say "actually, it's pretty good luck to kill an emo"
<quadropheniac57> this girl, overweight, dyed black hair, eyeshadow, not goth but close
<quadropheniac57> says "no, emo is sad. emo is short for emotional"
<quadropheniac57> so i respond "no, emo is short for stupid"
<quadropheniac57> she says "no, it's for emotional. emo people are emotional beings who live that way to relieve their pain"
<quadropheniac57> i say "emo people are self-absorbed attention-seeking idiots who listen to crappy music"
<quadropheniac57> rest of class, she gives me the most dark and depressed death glare
<quadropheniac57> THE WHOLE REST OF CLASS, that's like 45 minutes, she's just death-looking me, not even turning her head
<quadropheniac57> i swear, she's gonna kill herself this weekend, and it's all my fault
<civilpunkbikes> good luck coming your way
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<Thrae> Your testes are egg-shaped, because testes used to be ovaries before your gender was determined pre-birth.
<Thrae> All men started out with female sex organs until gender was specified. It explains a lot, eh?
<ckknight> we overcame adversity.
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TaipeiSS: o.o I love the Harvard common app supplement.
TaipeiSS: they don't ask you stupid gay questions that you have to write essays to
zenith251: They don't want no Jibba Jabba.
TaipeiSS: the closest thing they ask is...
TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss one book that has strongly influenced you.
TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss.
TaipeiSS: That's like, a paragraph or two.
zenith251: But halfway through the space they provide "We said brief, damnit!"
TaipeiSS: Not "500 -750 words on a quote that means something to your life and how you exude it in every situation" like fuckin gayassed Cornell
zenith251: And if you keep going past that line, they don't read it.
TaipeiSS: and they get this big purple stamp that says GAY
TaipeiSS: and they stamp it on that part of your essay and print it and send it back to you in the mail
TaipeiSS: And they include a handwritten postit where they laugh at you and say you have no friends.
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<Bus> y = |x|
<JaxomZero> thats thinking positive
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<a> OS X is POSIX, isn't it?
<b> yea.. without letters P and I
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<skydrome> man why are there so many diff aur packages of chromium :/ so confusing
<xhazk> skydrome: No manual entry for why are there so many diff aur packages of chromium :/ so confusing