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<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen
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<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian
<HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year.
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<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/
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<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure
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<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk
#3465 +(439)- [X]
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
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<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.
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*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin
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<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr
<@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit
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Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
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<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...
<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?
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[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
[ @niffie ] no
[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions
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<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet
#20274 +(362)- [X]
<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister
<Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex starved nymphette
<Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing cousin
<Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie
<martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go within 200 yards of at this rate :p
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<Denyerec> Welcome to Britain, the USA's largest non-nuclear aircraft carrier!
#33106 +(699)- [X]
<jestuh> and i'm 14k in debt on CCs
<synth3tic> STOP BUYING SHIT
#33507 +(128)- [X]
[someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My brother is fucking 0sec now
[someone] is away: to the hospital
#44594 +(385)- [X]
dragon9995: oh man
dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that? apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke
dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me
dragon9995: holy shit
dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist
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<opiate> i think i just got a new personal best for solitaire
<opiate> 10109 points, in 74 seconds.
<chewy-> sound like you live an incredibily interesting life
<opiate> its not that im bored, i actually like solitaire
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cptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards
#48866 +(130)- [X]
toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me
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<RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm
<RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field
<issuez> no thats me
<issuez> shes in my time zone
<issuez> im fat
<issuez> it all revolves around me
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xekk: i went to go see the ring
xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me
xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth
xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!"
unslaught: hey everyone, im here!
MovieMan112: I bit my fingo!
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<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday..
<mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes
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<Anthony> identical twins?
<sHyGuY> tis true.
<Kagome> we're faternal
<Kagome> thank GOD
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<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice
<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
#57515 +(758)- [X]
<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
#70300 +(76)- [X]
<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?
<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube
#72879 +(127)- [X]
<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore
<ogw-iii> google for it
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<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best.
<ignatios> or "Japanese"
<Schatten|DRUNK> shut up
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<Deim0s|1980> Argghh. You don't wanna know what I just did. And for the sake of my reputation, I ain't gonna tell ya. Ever.
#98039 +(188)- [X]
<Tkil> chaos_ -- oh... and if you're a beginner... don't worry overmuch about efficiency.
<billn> if I wanted efficency, I'd put bigger tires on my truck, so I could get the whole cat in one pass.
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<sysrq> 10 mins till next period
<Nitronium> till your next period?
<sysrq> im in school heh
<Nitronium> shit, better get home quick then!
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<PickleC> I want to read
<PickleC> but I have this disease
<Carly> so you just guess whats on the screen then?
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<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
#106446 +(220)- [X]
<navi> HELLO, MY NAME IS ASHLEIGH, AND I AM REAL.
<Chibi-Usa> MY NAME IS CHIBI
<Chibi-Usa> AND I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION
<Frostuman_The_White> MY NAME IS FROSTUMAN THE WHITE
<navi> and you are going to take over Middle Earth
<Frostuman_The_White> AND I AM AN ALCO---I'M GOD! YES! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
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<LaaG> i wonder if sponge bob has a square dick
#126324 +(341)- [X]
<Wargon> RPC exploit grrrrrrr
<Wargon> blocked the ports now
<tfg> AOL blocks all that shit for me by default
<tfg> They clearly know what 99% of their users are like
<Spanky-G> 99% of their users hardly know what a computer is
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(OvrLrd-Q) my longest pw was a case sensitive @ 26
(killjoy) i never use long ones.
(OvrLrd-Q) easily breakable by a slightly modified dictionary though :)
(OvrLrd-Q) weapon from game + weapon from game + beverage ingredient
(OvrLrd-Q) that reminds me
(OvrLrd-Q) that 'beverage ingredient' is my root pw for my *nix box
(killjoy) caffiene !?!?!?
• killjoy starts scanning ovrlrd's ip range
(killjoy) ITS THERE SOMEWHARE
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<m00> Why does the mexican olympic team suck?
<m00> everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
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<The`Artful`Dodger> My fucking physics teacher has a spongebob squarepants poster in his class :|
<The`Artful`Dodger> It says "E = MC Squaredpants"
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<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java?
<+x24> ask again later
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<@KrayWolf> Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
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nurv3947: So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's kinda fat, right?
nurv3947: And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?"
nurv3947: And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts."
nurv3947: Honestly, I almost died.
nurv3947: I just turned and walked away.
nurv3947: I couldn't even walk straight.
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Chronic Munchies: imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY
Chronic Munchies: currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door
GenAmonX2K: Current Mood: concentrating
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<defekt> eh, some muslims just burned the swiss flag as a danish flag
<naama-> it's the thought that counts
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<ManicV> i'm saying you're racist
<ManicV> and a child molester
<eco|w> You're just jealous of my ability to multitask.
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<r34en> i'll show her.. one day when i'm 1337 i'll have my own channel and she'll beg me to op her
<r34en> do you know what i'll say
<gary> "how do you add ops?"
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Skuddward: i love wal-mart's footwear department
teddy: "Flip Flops, Buy 2 get 1 free!"
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<Facade> Vista is like an extra thick condom. More safe but slightly less fun....
<Facade> Hah, even viruses have compatibility issues >_<