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<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
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<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
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<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<hye> the trinity
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<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs
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<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
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<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota
<Focus2001> oh man'
<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?
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<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally magnetized
needles and a steady hand.
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<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
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<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party
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<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered
<Balli> look at his face
<jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger
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<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
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]-eX-[Mad^AfK is email@example.com * nfwuor
-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
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<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist
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<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
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<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
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< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!
< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds
< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram
< cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?
< cristib> that's deep
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<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking
<Agg> no there isn't!
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<HeraldTheGreat> what's a +b?
<@Kavity> It stands for +buddy, want one?
<@Kavity> Ok! ;)
--- Kavity has set a ban on: herald@*.bos.east.verizon.net
<HeraldTheGreat> thanks, you guys are cool! i will be back later!
* HeraldTheGreat has quit IRC (BYE NEW FRIENDS!)
<@Kavity> Hehe... I don't think he will ;)
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<dan-o2> I've been watching simpsons for the better portion of my life
<SpaceMonkey> Your life doesn't have a better portion
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<miv> i'm gona take a nap
<miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan
<miv> all the 10-14 yearolds
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<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you?
<Hiroechan> rm blows goats
<Hiroechan> you don't want it
<TwiggYGoD> yes i do
<TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format
<TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter
<TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm
<Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm?
<TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet
<Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny shit
<TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg
<Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
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<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang!
<Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them
<Ebanis>...That's a trigger?
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<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.
<rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"
<avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter
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<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
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<Cheez> oh ffs. how many times. they should have SO given dos an LS command
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<notaku> why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
<asiago> notaku, so you can cook slabs of concrete
<asiago> don't worry, as your toaster ages that setting will barely brown the bread
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<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand
<thegleek> old school
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<freshbob> man, this banana is huge
<freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural
<freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something
<manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass a chance to relax
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<Zaboomafoo`> aw shit someone help me!
<Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom wondered what it was
<Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her japanese friends what it is and then find out!
<saijinsux> what did you tell her it was?
<Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_;
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beachbub does anyone know if u can turn any image into a html code?
BoB_JonEz no u cant
BoB_JonEz well you could i suppose
BoB_JonEz if you made a table of 1x1 cells and set each colour individually
beachbub lol i have no idea wot dat means but thanx anyway
beachbub thanx 4 da help bye
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<Smmenen> Rakso, as a law student, how can it possibly help you to be so exaggerating
<Tristal> Do you even know what lawyers DO?
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<jud_> some of the stuff that people say on quakenet... feels like i get penalized by one IQ point just for reading it
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<torment0r|wk|> !imdb butt pirates
<Vanamonde> Hackers (1995) ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0113243 )
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(Billy) i met a porno star
(@dura) so DID I!
(PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star
(PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/
(PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok
(PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is
(PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(
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[ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy happiness, but fuck them, ima prove em wrong
[ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on em...stain em and shit...wooo...i have wierd goals in life
[ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness. but it's not happiness i want, it's money
[ Elim-away ] yea!
[ phrozenfire ] if i wanted happiness i would have killed myself already :D
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*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have cracked cm4? e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org'
*** Quits: fluffy` (cya)
*** JzY|aw is now known as fluffy`
*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have Frankie does Carlos 4? e-mail email@example.com'
*** fluffy` is now known as JzY
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<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch
<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long?
<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth
<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
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<deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move
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<Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic undertones
<Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music and loud car engines
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<malice_dear> Hi! Whatcha doing?
<malice_dear> fapping? what's that?
<14nicotine> press alt + f4 to find out malice_dear «~A4@325AF6D4.DBC29C8E.50EC96A9.IP» has Quit iRC (Leaving)
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<+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night
<+Coneja> a talking clitoris
<+Coneja> that's what it was
< geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of you
<+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you
<+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
<+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
<+preacha> "hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"
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<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
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<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma?
<V.A.> karma? yeah
<V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or not.
<tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case...
V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me a fag yesterday).
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<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU
<chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?
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McViC0 0 97: is your mom there?
DarkEternal37: hey hey
DarkEternal37: lets try to have ONE conversation without a your mom joke
McViC0 0 97: i'll try
DarkEternal37: me too
McViC0 0 97: but i promise ntohing
DarkEternal37: im listening to adam's song
McViC0 0 97: im listenign to the sound of your mom moaning
McViC0 0 97: oh fuck
DarkEternal37: havent heard it in so long
McViC0 0 97: i messed up
DarkEternal37: I FUCKING HATE YOU
McViC0 0 97: lol
McViC0 0 97: it slipped i swear
DarkEternal37: you lasted fucking 23 SECONDS
DarkEternal37: i hope you last longer in bed
DarkEternal37: for my moms sake
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<Kankraka> turn my tv on, and it's all "omg save the african kids"
<Kankraka> so i turn on my xbox
<Kankraka> crisis averted
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<Animix> WHO THE HELL HAS 18 CHILDREN
<Animix> 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR'
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McKhaos: this guy asks me
McKhaos: how many people work in your company ?
McKhaos: my answer
McKhaos: about a third
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<chicken_on_fire> i jammed my memory stick backwards and shorted out the mobo
<Mouser> o shit
<chicken_on_fire> what're the chances of that happening?
<Mouser> 1/1, apparently
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<Delvan> Regex is latin for "saw off thine limbs"