<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it
<ckx> women ask for it
<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?
<iln> cd earlyteen
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Moot> masturbatin time
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