new Quandries();

I’ve been writing things in PHP for the past 8 weeks that it isn’t really meant for or to do. To whit: 
  • daemonised processes;
  • shared memory based methods and usage (mainly around SysV semaphores and segments);
  • cron extensions and handlers;
  • network connections via SNMP and SNPP; and
  • lots of file system methods (globbing, file management and organisation),
I really do feel dirty.