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PEW PEW CHK CHK BOOM

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I’ve been writ­ing things in PHP for the past 8 weeks that it isn’t really meant for or to do. To whit:
  • dae­mon­ised processes;
  • shared memory based meth­ods and usage (mainly around SysV sem­a­phores and segments);
  • cron exten­sions and handlers;
  • net­work con­nec­tions via SNMP and SNPP; and
  • lots of file sys­tem meth­ods (glob­bing, file man­age­ment and organisation),
I really do feel dirty.

Happy CSS Naked Day!

It’s that time again. Thanks to the W3C for mak­ing this all pos­sible! (Spe­cial thanks to Dustin Diaz for the ori­ginal idea.)

CSS Naked Day

With CSS Naked Day fast approach­ing, I thought I’d add to the code snip­pets pos­ted by Dustin Diaz with a quick bit of Perl, based on his PHP example. Without fur­ther ado, here is the snippet:
use Time:Local;

sub _is_naked_day() {
    my ($start, $end, $now, $d);
    $d = shift;
    $start = timelocal(0, 0, 0, $d, 3, ((localtime)[5]));
    $end = timelocal(59, 59, 23, $d, 3, ((localtime)[5]));
    $now = time();
    if ( $now >= $start && $now < = $end ) return(1);
    else return(0);
}
This sub­routine could then be used to dis­play tem­plate con­tent like so:
unless ( (&_is_naked_day(9)) ) print qq^<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/path/to/styles.css" />^;
Caveats: I haven’t accoun­ted for time zone dif­fer­ences, the concept of an inter­na­tional day (tak­ing a 12 hour slice on either side of GMT) and the JSON con­fig file that Dustin provided in 2008 (which I just found). I’ll write a Perl mod­ule to handle this all in a more usable fash­ion and post it up after work later today.

Ran­dall Stross has a dis­turb­ing ana­lysis of the text mes­saging pri­cing struc­ture over at the NYT[1]. [1] http://ping.fm/wkUUs While this is a ana­lysis of the US telco SMS stack, it’s pretty applic­able to the Aus­tralian gang of four as well. An inter­est­ing (and some­what dis­turb­ing) read.

Would you?


Would you?
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Not through my socks.

It’s Monday morn­ing, and I am still recov­er­ing from the Ele­fant Trax 10 year anniversary party. Massive night, awe­some tunes and a wicked vibe throught the area. One of the best Aus­tralian hip hop nights that I’ve ever been to, so big up to the ET crew. Look­ing for­ward to the next one next decade!

Glory, glory hal­le­lu­jah. You can now design your own Mup­pet in the US via FAO Schwartz. http://ping.fm/rROcF The pricetag ($USD90) is pretty reas­on­able too.